Yeah, yeah. I know. Where have you been?
Well a lot has changed. I moved across the country, enrolled at a new college with a new focus, I found that thing called "love" and I now have a dog.
I'm still my good ol' cynical self, and I plan to return full force...
and this time it won't just be for a journalism class.

So, I hope you're all ready to dive back into this shit as much as I am.
I keep having to tell myself one more year and then I can drink- it'll probably make this all a lot easier.